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Welcome to the third instalment in our Sexposi Series Sexposi Dogging; as our intrepid reporter Joe di Grecco lifts the bonnet on the fastest growing sex craze in the UK today. The dictionarys definition of dogging is to pursue or follow like a dog but thats where the similarity ends.
Scene 1:
Joe hooks up with a long time dogging enthusiast and one of the UKs top porn stars, aptly named Dirty Dog. The Dog guides us through the dos and donts for the wannabe dogger. With a flash headlight here an interior light there and rolled downed windows everywhere, we are in for a doggy treat as a girl who calls herself Jamie appears from the bushes and begins the dance of the doggers. Barely able to control himself, Dirty Dog slips his lead and bounds out the kennel and with another lucky punter cocks his leg all over her.
Scene 2:
That afternoon and unsurprisingly in the same county, (have you been to Surrey) Joe snoops out some more pedigree bitches. These ladies are not only enjoying taking their puppies for a walk but also each others areas of outstanding natural beauty. Joe jumps in the front of the van for a chat but soon gets the brush off when he realises that girls are more interested in each others water bowls.
Scene 3:
A few days later and having arranged to meet Joe at another dogging spot, Dirty Dog arrives with his girlfriend Suzie. Our cameras capture the moment as a couple calling themselves Tony and Nicola arrive and express a desire to carry out some serious cross breeding. Clearly a big fan of Dirty Dogs work, this star struck couple roll willing onto their backs and get stuck into a serious bone fest. And who said you cant teach an old dog new tricks!
Scene 4:
On a beautiful summers day a car pulls up down a quiet country lane. A couple get out. Another car arrives! A spot of picnicking perhaps? More like.... welcome to the park and ride. Joe and his team are there for RELISH once again as they catalogue more filthy fuckers at it in the open. Disaster appears in the guise of a security guard who seems to take more umbrage with Joe and the camera crew than the sordid going ones around him! Having been convinced that the cameras are turned off, the guard sets about doing his rounds in the group and unleashes his rabid rod!
Scene 5:
Finally in another remote location our nervous crew find a young couple in an escort parked discreetly down a lane. After a quick chat, our cameras retreat to a safe distance. Unbeknown to the crew they have been followed by what is known in the trade as a piker or watcher. As the story unfolds, the piker pikes and the daggers dog. In the car, on the bonnet and round the back, the action is relentless and all the time the piker pikes!
Sexposi: Dogging is the must see movie for all wannabe daggers and is the ultimate voyeuristic ride for all those who love the great outdoors!
Certificate 18 UK Compatible Run time: 140 min
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